SNL Digital Short: “3-Way (The Golden Rule)” (Lyrics + MP3)

21 May

Of course Justin Timberlake returning to Saturday Night Live means that his lecherous loverman duo with Andy Samberg would come back. And for their follow-up to “Dick In a Box” and “Motherlover,” the boys decided to tell us that “It’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” with Lady Gaga. Save the “Gaga is her own threeway” jokes; if that’s what you’re coming with in the comments, don’t bother.

Shouts to Yardie, who has video. (NBC, Gawker and The Audio Perv do, too.) Pic via The Fame Gallery. Download the “3-Way (The Golden Rule)” MP3 at Hulkshare. “3 Way (The Golden Rule)” lyrics after the jump.

Lyrics

Yeah
Back in that ass!
Yeah, yeah
Your mom says hi! Jinx!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Uh, yeah-yeah-yeah, uh, yeah-yeah-yeah
Uh, yeah-yeah-yeah, y-y-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
Jaaaam!

Summertime in the city
And everybody’s having sex
You know, I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless (Shoe Source!)
I also have a cutie to call
Who loves the way I knock on her boots
Well, it’s time to mack, let’s handle that
In two to six hours, we’ll meet back and regroup, now let’s shoop
Rolled up to her crib with some Bartles and Jaymes
Hopped off the bus with the Alize
Now, hold up, player, what you diggity doin’ here?
I should diggity ask you the same (Then she say)
Hey, boys, I want you both
I hope that you think that’s cool (Say word?)
I know most guys won’t freak together
But she forgot about the Golden Rule (Uh-huh-huh)

It’s okay when it’s in a threeway
It’s not gay when it’s in a threeway
With a honey in the middle, there’s some leeway
The area’s gray in a one, two, threeway

Normally, I don’t get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great!)
See, you’re my best friend, through thick and thin
Now it’s time to make a triple connection (Lights off)
Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It’s hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body begins (La la)
And my homie’s begins (Ooo wee)
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
To Ancient Greece (Talkin’ about Caesar)
With two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three’s Company

You guys are still here

It’s okay when it’s in a threeway
It’s not gay when it’s in a threeway
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area’s gray in a one-two-threeway

Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick, helicopter dick
Go helicopter dick, helicopter dick (All right)
To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick

And all of that was okay, ’cause it was in a threeway
It’s quite clear when you see the instant replay
Maybe two is enough, that’s what they’ll say
But we’ll say hell no, one-two-threeway

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The Golden Rule

One Response to “SNL Digital Short: “3-Way (The Golden Rule)” (Lyrics + MP3)”

  1. will rudolf September 9, 2011 at 6:06 PM #

    gagas her own three way lol

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