Lonely Island, “We’re Back” (Lyrics)

3 Apr

Like ’em or not, the Lonely Island bros are going to keep that parody rap gravy train rolling. And while “We’re Back” is not nearly their best effort — over a beat Cam’ron would have considered spitting 16 over circa “Down and Out,” the guys swap “My dick is so flaccid” anti-punchlines, few of them laughers — it’s not bad as a single off Turtleneck & Chain, out May 10th. I’ll enjoy this subversion until they try to make an Odd Future song and get torn apart.

Video’s via Aziz Ansari. “We’re Back” lyrics after the jump.

Lyrics

Jorma Taccone

Ayo, new Lonely Island!
2011!
Let’s get ’em, Kiv!

Akiva Schaffer

Ayo, my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real, dude?”

Jorma

Ayo, hold up, hold up
We gotta come harder than that!
Yo, tell ’em, Andy

Andy Samberg

I think there might be somethin’ wrong with my dick
It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t feel the rubber

Ayo, come on, man
This is Lonely Island!
People are countin’ on us!
I gotta write all these motherfuckers myself!

Jorma

Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It’s so small and ugly
All splashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby

Hold up, hold up, this is serious
Kiv, let ’em know

Akiva

Yo, for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit

Jorma

Haha, yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout
Andy, show ’em how it’s done

Andy

My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake

Jorma

Lonely Island!
Grammy-nominated, yeah!
(Hit ’em again)

Akiva

Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrivel
I was an eight-year-old girl before the doctor found my dick

Jorma

We make too much money for this shit
Murder music

Andy

I shit the bed ’cause my dick played a prank on my butt
Straight tripped when I slept, and stuck a laxative up

Jorma

Suppository music!
What y’all know about incontinence!?

Akiva

I got hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion
It wasn’t from the sex, it was a blood transfusion

Jorma

What?
Motherfucker got horse blood!
What y’all got!?

Andy

I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts

Jorma

Woo, I would like to see that!
This is that Garfield sex music!
Now y’all just show me love, preach

Akiva

I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump (Tell ’em)
Every other week I swing by to bring him some lunch

Jorma

Oh, now that just sounds nice!
I’ma call it right there!
Game over, motherfuckers!
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit
The world needs us!

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