Eminem, Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf, “2.0 Boys” (Lyrics + MP3)

2 Mar

We came to monopolize the game, Illuminati is here

Via Rap Radar, it’s the first collaboration from Eminem, Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf — his new Shady Records stable — and it lives up to virtually any amount of hype you may have given it. Over a beat with some head-nod drums, slow burn guitar, and danger zone keys from Will Power, K.P., and Em himself, everyone goes off, giving hip-hop its first “Who won?” moment of 2011.

For what it’s worth, I think the order’s Joell, Em, Yela, Budden, Royce, Crooked. And I would call Crook’s verse very good, though he doesn’t quite find the beat until about five bars in. So yes, this is probably one of the best rappity-rap rappin’-ass rapping (c) Info performances of the year. Will it be a classic? No; it’s not a great song. But as a rap clinic and a bet that Eminem fans will respect the Shady 2.0 squad’s lyricism, it’s admirable.

Download the “2.0 Boys” MP3 at Mediafire or Hulkshare. The “2.0 Boys” lyrics are after the jump, and while I am very good at this, I’m sure I missed things, so I welcome corrections in the comments.

Lyrics

Oh
Told you

Royce da 5’9″

Ryan’s a homicidal misfit
I write the solution to biophysics
On the side of a cliff in some hieroglyphics
This my admission to having violent psychotic
Quick devour polish it, politics
By the way I’m higher than the Eiffel Tower tip
I like writin’, but I will stick this pencil in your ass before I bite your shit
Pause, inhalin’ hella kush
Us and Yelawolf like a heavy foot gas pedal push
Felons, crooks, goin’ door-to-door like we sellin’ books
Dolly Parton style, melons mushed
Now my bitch a dancer, I’m ’bout as sick as cancer
If you could swallow my style, you’d prob’ly rip your pants off
If you could bottle my style and sell it to somebody
It prob’ly’ll smell like cologne made out of bits of panther
They call me Anchorman, I hold down the ship
Leave you niggas floatin’ in water, then go and drown a fish
Fuck, I’m fuckin’ heinous, I make you fuckin’ famous
Them lead showers is comin’, fuck is you sayin’?

Eminem

Fuck, it’s fuckin’ rainin’! Shit, there’s lightning!
Bitch, it’s thunderin’, ’cause I’m cussin’ up a storm if you wonderin’
Shit (Shit), you couldn’t muster up enough thought
To take a dump during a brain fart, jump if you want
Urine in your face, all you had to do was say
That you wish you would’ve just stayed pissed off in the first place
We came to monopolize the game, Illuminati is here
Yeah, human oddities, at odds with us, your squad’s gotta be
‘Cause we started out cold, in a snowball, we froze
Soon as we rolled up on these hoes, all’s we know
Is y’all lowered the bar like limbo, you know who you are
So quit fuckin’ the dog ‘fore we start callin’ you bizarre
Shit, screw the pooch? Y’all done raped a pit bull
Fell in love with the Shih Tzu, this missile’s directed directly at you
And this for these hoes who don’t know me from a can of paint
You must be huffin’, fuck a ballsack, if the taints cain’t
Take you on a date, you mistake me for a gentleman
You 2000 and late, man, and Will I ain’t, I’m the bad guy
Type of guy that’ll drag five girls up on stage
Pour ice in their pants, and the first one who pees gets a black eye

Eminem

Must be outta your mind, you think you fuckin’ with us
Suck on these nuts, bitch, hang it up, this game is over

Joell Ortiz

Clutchin’ Uzis, watchin’ I Love Lucy with Gary Busey
(Crazy!) How the fuck could you son me? (I’m Shady!)
Will there ever come a day when they could slay me?
I don’t know, fifth month, black and yellow insect, maybe
‘Til then I kill the bad man tryna slay me
Everything you kick weak, you speak kung fugazi (Hi-ya!)
All my homeboys, 2.0 Boys
Nickel, I just picked up a Phantom, look how it rolls, Royce!
Even if I wanted to quit, I ain’t got no choice
Verses keep comin’, I should invoice my own voice
You should see the kind of asses that my pole hoist
Hoes be like diamonds in your chain, man, so moist
Bang bang, bang bang, House Gang, chainsaw
Here to kill you pussies, don’t ask what we came for
I write ’til my right arm veins sore
Forearm feel like Thor’s arm in a gang war
You hear that (YAOWA), you know who finna follow
Definitively finish you, my fist stick out that agua
Piranha mentality wit’ a Jaws bite all night
Comin’ up, never saw light, but never lost sight

Joe Budden

Jets and movers, cesspoolers, meth abusers
You step to us, text Rugers to respect the shooters
My men think in sync, roll with the best crew
Which move to the beat of the same drum without Lex Luger
Welcome to Nayhood, big in the ‘jects
Cheated death multiple times without riggin’ the deck
So I’m well-prepped if you just want war
There’ll be blood everywhere, you’ll be layin’ on the Louboutin floor
It’s raw, keep actin’ like you don’t know Mouse, nigga
And you gon’ need the best doctors, House, nigga
Guard your jewels and avoid large tools
‘Cause after I spill you at the light, you be in a car pool
Keep your distance from idiots, ’cause the truth told
They food for thought’s rotten, they gems are fool’s gold
Need results from my actions, mistakes I’ll exonerate
I’m Martin King starin’ at a picture of Obama’s face
Talkin’ funds, niggas ain’t never seen stock
I don’t need the key to the game, I pick a mean lock

Must be outta your mind, you think you fuckin’ with us
Suck on these nuts, bitch, hang it up, this game is over

Crooked I

Takeoff
You invited inside of the mind of a psychotic rhymer
I’m kind of a (Dahmer!), I’m grindin’ up rappers
I’m linin’ up jackers, I’m climbin’ up ladders
I buy enough clappers to retire you factors, fire at drama
You liars and actors, I’m the genuine article
But read me wrong, get my gun and split you to particles
(The gold hand) Tell me when and I’m there
Not only heir to the throne, but my chair is suspended in air
Stay fly like unlimited fare
You got us pegged wrong, my circle don’t fit in with squares
I smell shit and piss, know where it’s comin’ from
You stepped on number two just to be number one
Now I’ma step on you, bring it to yo’ yard
Bogart for arts, we go hard, you frauds
Just blow hard like broads, I coast guard the west
I’m Mozart, I compose dark shit with no heart

Yelawolf

I got Jim Beam in the liver
Gettin’ head like clean clippers, wit’ haters on my dick like a jeans zipper
When I throw up 16s like I drink liqour
You think you seen sick? Well, bitch, you ain’t seen sicker
Than a cracker that’ll hop around in a hospital gown
Poppin’ the trunk, my pumper stay cockin’ the rounds
I shit logs and I piss river brown
‘Cause I drink creek water and spit the river Nile
And that’s as close as I get to a pyramid
Shit, they think I’m Illuminati, so fuckin’ ignorant
Sick with a grin, here with this pen, so innocent
But when you win, they say you a sin, but in the end
They jump on the bandwagon and dance to the band playin’
Skinny-ass pants saggin’, it’s only yourself you playin’
Call me a clown, but you love where the clown’s hangin’
And if the freakshow’s at the county carnival, then you payin’
Bitch, I’m on a trapeze with no legs in the dark
Yellin’ “Go Shady!” Drivin’ slower than an old lady
In an old ’89, no piece if you pay me
Gimme peace sign on my grill, no Mercedes
I’m gettin’ paid for these shows that I throw lately
Same shows a year ago woulda broken most of you crazies
They call me crazy ’cause I made it
Bitch, you crazy ’cause you quit, look at my clique lately
You ain’t fuckin’ wit’ Budden, you ain’t got no choice with Royce
You don’t wanna see the Crooked I or listen to Ortiz voice
That dirt road hit the 8 Mile, the Point-Oh Boys
And if Marshall want me to clap, then, homie, I deploy
Game over
(Eminem: Yo, I don’t think they heard you, tell ’em again)
Game over

41 Responses to “Eminem, Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf, “2.0 Boys” (Lyrics + MP3)”

  1. Tim March 2, 2011 at 1:31 PM #

    Glad to see you caught that Will.I.Am line!😉

  2. meangene March 2, 2011 at 3:26 PM #

    i’m surprised you picked crooked last. most (including me) have his verse as #1. they all kill it though

    • Andy Hutchins March 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM #

      Crooked takes a while to find the beat. And “stay fly like a limited fare” bugs me: Limited fares don’t “stay,” do they? It’s quibbling with some very good rap no matter what nits I pick here.

      • meangene March 2, 2011 at 8:55 PM #

        LOL he actually says “UNlimited fares”

  3. Bryce Ayyy March 2, 2011 at 3:28 PM #

    Eminem said
    “cause I’m CUSSING up a storm, if you’re wondering”

    That’s why he was saying “shit, bitch and fuck”

  4. 23 March 2, 2011 at 5:03 PM #

    Yelawolf’s verse..

    “Then I’ll crack, and then I’ll hop around in a hospital gown”

    Its actually:

    “Than a cracker that’ll hop around in a hospital gown”

    • Andy Hutchins March 2, 2011 at 10:20 PM #

      Y’know, I actually thought it was cracker at first, but couldn’t quite figure it out. Thanks for that.

  5. bd March 2, 2011 at 9:03 PM #

    when em says “We came to monopolize the game, Illuminati is here”

    i think its killuminati not illuminati

    • Andy Hutchins March 2, 2011 at 10:28 PM #

      I don’t think it is. I just listened three more times.

  6. Kevin March 3, 2011 at 1:19 AM #

    Em’s verse:

    “Lowered the bar like limbo”

    Joell’s verse:

    “Nickel” (dunno if he spells it like the coin or the name)

    Budden’s verse:

    No “G” at the end of the “big in the ‘jects” line
    “you keep actin'”
    The spill line is wrong, but I don’t know what’s right?

    Crooked’s verse:
    “unlimited fare”

    Yela’s verse:
    “or listen to Ortiz voice”

    You’re welcome.

    • Andy Hutchins March 3, 2011 at 1:29 AM #

      I need a copy editor, clearly.

      Nickel = five. So like the coin. Which is spelled like the element.

      Fixed Budden’s first two, but the spill/pool bit is right.

      Unlimited sounds better than a limited. I am dumb.

      Went back and forth on or/well. Oh, well.

      • bubblegumisafag March 3, 2011 at 3:28 AM #

        no hate but the transcriber of the lyrics didnt do a very good job….handful of errors are readily apparent to anyone who 2 regularly working ears

      • Shooga March 3, 2011 at 11:21 AM #

        Em is just being ironic by saying Illuminati is here, cause he’s fighting illuminati now.Illuminati artist will never tell you he’s illuminati. Get it?

      • Andy Hutchins March 3, 2011 at 5:17 PM #

        Bubblegum: Your feedback is appreciated but adds absolutely nothing to the lyrics! Would you like to, I dunno, note the errors and suggest corrections?

  7. jaysmzksk97 March 3, 2011 at 4:59 PM #

    “Definitively finish you, my fist stick out that eyeball
    Piranha mentality wit’ a Jaws bite all night”

    its AGUA as in water in spanish not eyeball thats why he mentions piranha and jaws

    • Andy Hutchins March 3, 2011 at 5:18 PM #

      Good catch. Thanks.

      • jaysmzksk97 March 4, 2011 at 6:07 PM #

        I think another correction is on “You hear that (YAOWA), you know who finna file out”

        Im pretty sure he says you know who finna follow cuz when you hear YAOWA you know whos coming along with it

      • Andy Hutchins March 8, 2011 at 12:24 PM #

        Good call.

  8. Kevin Deanovich March 4, 2011 at 9:30 PM #

    I think Eminem says Killumanati not illumanti cuz if you listen closely it sounds like a k at the start of the word

    • Andy Hutchins March 8, 2011 at 12:25 PM #

      He doesn’t. I’ve listened about ten times. No K.

  9. MannyBreeze94 March 4, 2011 at 11:30 PM #

    Yaowa!(Crazy!)How the fuck could you “Sun” me.(Im Shady)
    On point with everything else. Yaowa!

  10. Em March 10, 2011 at 2:31 PM #

    EMINEM SAYS KILLUMINATI.

    • Quiet March 11, 2011 at 12:25 PM #

      Crooked I

      (The gold hand) Tell me when and I’m there

      He says (They want beef) Tell me when and I’m there

  11. Kevin March 16, 2011 at 11:32 AM #

    Does Rap Genius know they steal your stuff all the time?

  12. Nafeez April 1, 2011 at 3:16 PM #

    Doesnt Royce Da 5’9 say “I like writin’, but I will stick this pencil in your ass before I bite your shit” isn’t it meant to be “I like writin’, but I will stick this pencil in your ass before I “write” your shit

  13. iPad 2 September 26, 2011 at 5:05 AM #

    I dont disagree with this blog post

  14. jesse Dziedzic October 20, 2011 at 1:27 PM #

    You’r totally right with this one!

  15. awesomegpt October 26, 2011 at 8:22 PM #

    That was very academic piece of writing!!!

    • rrbb2004 November 9, 2011 at 12:40 AM #

      I think Yela says “and if Marshal want me to clap, then homie I’ll be loyal…”

  16. Lirik lagu January 9, 2012 at 9:19 AM #

    Thanks for Lyrics, visit mine Song Lyrics

  17. russ July 27, 2013 at 11:07 PM #

    Yelawolf says “I shit dogs and i piss river brown” …not “shit logs” lol shittin logs aint even make any sense lol smh

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