The Lonely Island feat. Akon, “I Just Had Sex” (Lyrics + MP3)

19 Dec

SNL is only truly good by millenials’ standards when a Digital Short hits, and the rare and special times when the Lonely Island boys are rapping are the times that gets my generation to call SNL great. And, in truth, adding Akon, Blake Lively, Jessica Alba, and John McEnroe (!) to that formula should probably have been better than this, but the “Yeah, this happened” aspect of “I Just Had Sex” is what’s going to matter to the lion’s share of the folks who will run up the view count on Hulu and put this on their iPods. Akon really seems into it, though. And yay for repping consensual, awkward sex!

Download the MP3 via You Heard That New, and hit the jump for the lyrics.

Lyrics

(Andy Samberg)

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don’t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing

(Akon)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

(Samberg)

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

(Jorma Taccone)

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin’, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Samberg)

Oh, hey, didn’t see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn’t really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain’t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘Cause honestly, I’d have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you

She kept lookin’ at her watch (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
I think she might’ve been a racist (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

8 Responses to “The Lonely Island feat. Akon, “I Just Had Sex” (Lyrics + MP3)”

  1. ilikethis December 25, 2010 at 12:32 AM #

    TODAY MARKS THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST

    HE HAS RESURRECTED AND HAS COME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE

    THE SECOND COMING BY $WONDOUGH$

    AINT NO TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK OVER HERE

  2. olaybu January 6, 2011 at 11:51 AM #

    very nice site thanks alot my friend

  3. Rachellllllll January 25, 2011 at 11:35 AM #

    I FUCK TO THIS SONG BITCHES❤
    LOVES IT😉
    btw , i take it up the assssssss

  4. shamtest May 14, 2011 at 4:42 AM #

    I can’t seem to fully load this site from my smartphone!!!

  5. MBONAMPEKA Adrien May 31, 2011 at 12:14 PM #

    It said that on these days, people will sing those kinds.
    penis, sex and you talk to all the world. you kill people,our children. that is not good song.

  6. MBONAMPEKA Adrien May 31, 2011 at 12:39 PM #

    you kill our people. do you think every one does i

  7. Abbbbyyyyy May 29, 2012 at 11:11 PM #

    BEST SONG EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA;);););)

  8. Gershon Abbey July 12, 2012 at 5:28 AM #

    fuck this song men.

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